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You don't know my dog

I attempted to shave before my doctor appointment today and now my crotch looks like it went on a date with Edward Scissorhands.

Last 2 days of work before baby no-name.

Last 2 days of work before baby no-name.

Really loving the new place.

Really loving the new place.

It took me 6 min to figure out how to get out of the bathtub last night. I wish that was an exaggeration. The last few weeks feel like forever when you’re as big as (something really big).

It took me 6 min to figure out how to get out of the bathtub last night. I wish that was an exaggeration. The last few weeks feel like forever when you’re as big as (something really big).

I love candy that looks like a weeping cervix.

I love candy that looks like a weeping cervix.

I know there’s a couple of you who need a Suge fix. He’s still as greasy as ever.

My new hobby is looking at old baby pictures and crying because I can’t imagine loving another living thing more than this guy. Hormones blow.

Todd tries to win Suge’s affection with sausage and treating him like a baby (“It’s practice, Kaia!”) It’s working.

Its a sad day when you start using beach towels after showering because your bath towels don’t quite make it all the way around anymore.